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Viral Video + New Sports + Beer = Success

So I really have to write up a couple posts about my trip to China and all I learned about social, but I keep coming across amazing things like this:

Budweiser has officially created the first version of a game that I am sure has been dreamed of in the past by many (myself included), yet has never come to fruition: Poolball. It’s the perfect combination of beer, billiards, babes, and…balls.

Not only do I believe this game would be immensely fun to play, but it would be a lot of fun to watch inebriated opponents try to play this game. What do you think, should this game be expanded? Is Budweiser on to something here?


The Pettiness Of Professional Sports Is Ruining The Game

Upside down headband - what a rebel

I just read an article by Kelly Dwyer about the NBA “cracking down” (I use quotes because the situation is so stupid and laughable that cracking down is almost too extreme) on upside down headbands of all things. Yes, wearing one’s headband upside down is now something the NBA is outlawing. I have struggled to tolerate the power trips that the head offices of both the NBA and NFL but this might be pushing things over the top. Here’s a list of things that are now not allowed based on recent “infractions” (yes, they get fairly specific):

– No upside down headbands in the NBA

– Two players cannot do DIFFERENT hand signals to the crowd after a touchdown is scored (watch the video, Sam Hurd does the hand signal for “I love you” in sign language)…Miles Austin jumping over Williams was not penalized. 

– The new rules on technicals the NBA thinks, or thought, would be a good idea are allowing officials to “award” technicals to players who calmly ask why a call was made, or demonstrate disagreement in the form of raised arms..

– You cannot, for any reason, make Tom Brady feel like he’s actually playing a football game and might get tackled, if you do you WILL be penalized: 

– The new rules on devastating hits in the NFL now will suspend players for any hit “deemed” flagrant (see: too hard of a hit).

Both leagues have different motives behind the regulations it seems: The NBA is restricting players so that they are more uniform and lessen the complaining of the game. I understand the uniformity to a degree, but upside down headbands? All “disrespect” for David West aside (he’s the guy in the NBA logo if you didn’t know), does anyone really care? For Rajon Rondo it’s a superstition thing…and superstition plays an immeasurable role in sports. If you’re an athlete you have rituals, it’s just how it is. With the rules for dishing out technicals I only see the game being slowed down and the passion of the game being deflated. Sports require adrenaline and passion and if you are telling players that they have to just accept any calls regardless of the legitimacy of it…it means a lot more pent up anger. Chill out NBA, disagreement is part of the game. Why don’ t you tell fans they aren’t allowed to boo calls anymore, or they will be ushered out.

The NFL is cutting back on touchdown celebrations why? Saying that more than one person can’t participate in a touchdown celebration is telling players, fans, and teams that it is NOT a team effort to score a touchdown. I understand that the league doesn’t want excessive celebration…but 30 year old players aren’t going to have their feelings hurt by a couple players getting excited for scoring a touchdown. Calm down NFL, it’s not a big deal. Let two players throw up hand signals to the crowd, let a cumbersome offensive lineman hit the ground during a celebration by accident without drawing a penalty…I mean, c’mon. Nobody is getting hurt here. However, the new rules on devastating hits does address people getting hurt, but putting in a new rule that has no truly defined definition means refs have to judge yet another aspect of the game in order to assess a penalty or not. When has this ever worked out before without extreme controversy? Define it: helmet to helmet hits result in suspensions, regular (but devastating) collisions do not. When receivers go across the middle for a pass (like DeSean Jackson a couple weeks ago) a defender is going to hit them, hard. The hit that knocked Jackson out of the game and the game after was completely legal, just difficult to watch. Players being told they can’t hit people are going to freeze up to think about what to do…should players going up for a ball be allowed to catch it from now on, then wrapped up nice and softly and placed on the ground? No, defenders should be allowed to hit them hard to prevent them from catching the ball.

I think that these new rules, even with good intentions behind them…are completely ridiculous and need to be changed. The players play this game voluntarily and they are choosing to play violent, passionate games. Let them play.

Fantasy Football is finally picking up again!!

Fantasy Football is finally picking up again!! In the spirit of the gambler’s “sport” let’s watch Adrian Peterson punish Willy Gay:

Cleveland can’t stand Heat, leaving kitchen.

The King has left the building.

What are you going to do now Cleveland? Are you going to wallow in your anger, hate, disappointment, and depression? Your city hasn’t seen a championship of any sort since 1964 and it doesn’t look like it’s going to happen any time soon. Oh wait, Cavs owner Dan Gilbert disagrees , in all caps no less. A bold statement by an owner like that would, at first, appear to be a rally cry for the Cavs faithful, but when it is surrounded by the rest of the content in Gilbert’s letter to Cavs nation, it is something completely different. Before really addressing the subject I would like to say that I am a Cavs fan, I am an Ohioan born-and-raised, and I think that the Cavs organization deserves more success than it has had in the past…well, forever. I say the same for the city of Cleveland. It’s impossible to describe to my friends and colleagues in the northeast (where I went to school) but the loyalty of the fanbase in Ohio; for the Cavs, Buckeyes, Browns, and the other professional teams, is something that isn’t found in a lot of states. A city like Cleveland hasn’t been “the best” at anything for 46 years…and yet there are lifelong fans who still go to games and believe in their teams; it’s extraordinary. So I understand the heartbreak and disappointment that stems from a [The] Decision like last night’s.

However, setting aside all emotion, Lebron made the decision that will benefit his basketball playing career the most. People have already lashed out, writing that Lebron’s legacy and reputation is tarnished and can’t be fixed. While his reputation may have taken a hit for being a follower, not a leader, or being a deserter and leaving his hometown…that reputation will be fixed if he wins even one championship in Miami. Cleveland will never forgive Lebron for his Decision, but the rest of the NBA will get over the unnecessary drama and understand that Miami, perhaps not this year since they need a decent bench behind the trio, is the force in the league now.

Hilarious but true retweet on Twitter: “Haha RT @iNetwork1914: “Hey Cleveland, if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it.” – @KingJames#Lebron” This brings up my next point. Lebron made a decision to win a championship…and probably many more than one. He didn’t make the decision for money, or for anything else. For the better part of a decade the Cavaliers consistently showed that they were not capable of creating a team around Lebron. They catered to the King, except for actually bringing him players. Bringing in Jamison instead of Stoudemire? Laughable. Bringing in some Diesel to fuel the fire? Exceedingly risky and a failure. Above that, there wasn’t any coaching. “Give Lebron the ball and clear the lane” is not a winning strategy; Lebron’s pure unrivaled combination of size, speed, and skill made that strategy successful…until there were people big enough to stand in Lebron’s way.

I would absolutely love to go on a long-winded rant about Cleveland being unjustified in trying to place the last 50 years of disappointment onto Lebron’s shoulders. Lebron didn’t “abandon” you, he made a business decision in a league that measures success on championships. Cleveland is the anti-championship city…it may not have been if Lebron had a Scottie Pippen, Pau Gasol, or, you know, a player alongside him. Lebron “quit” in the playoffs and look at what his team did: For almost two minutes in their final season game they walked around; nobody on that team is capable of playing ball without Lebron….yet Lebron gets the blame for everything. Save it Cleveland, Lebron may have failed you in bringing a championship to your city, but you failed him in giving him a way to do it.

Lebron is on the Heat, the Cavs are feeling it. Show Lebron what he left behind Cleveland, beat the Heat when he comes to town and prove to the rest of the NBA that you’re a team, and not a Kingdom.